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By norton
#464208
Not as far fetch as one would think these days.
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By norton
#464289
Truth to be told--
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By breitak67
#464308
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
- Terry Pratchett
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By Phaedrus
#464316
If everyone went fishing, where would they go?

Giving people a few fish is safer than having them storm your house and put you up against the wall.
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By norton
#464332
Breakfast-
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By norton
#464400
Happens when we get a,,,,,,,,a,,, a little "older". :-)
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By norton
#464417
Not a picture but these are good- :D :D :wink:
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My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 160 lbs. I've gained.


The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that's coming.

Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... Your life isn't much.

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not all this, "how did you get in my house" business!

The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going to get me something.
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By norton
#464444
workout--
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By norton
#464463
Much truth in this today --
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