[norton]

Not as far fetch as one would think these days.

[norton]

Truth to be told--

[breitak67]

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
- Terry Pratchett

[Phaedrus]

If everyone went fishing, where would they go?

Giving people a few fish is safer than having them storm your house and put you up against the wall.

[norton]

Breakfast-

[norton]

Happens when we get a,,,,,,,,a,,, a little "older".

[norton]

Not a picture but these are good-
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My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 160 lbs. I've gained.


The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that's coming.

Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... Your life isn't much.

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not all this, "how did you get in my house" business!

The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going to get me something.

[norton]

workout--

[norton]

Much truth in this today --